I remember when your head caught flame, it kissed your scalp and caressed your brain. Well you laughed, baby it’s okay. It’s buzzcut season anyway.

Every time I see I have a message I get really terrified because I always think it will be something mean.

Anonymous:  If you want to give a boy a boner, shave yo pits. If you want to be a tumblr famous trendsetter, then don't shave yo pits.

eartheld:

sparkly-lights:

eartheld:

(1) if a boy can’t get his noodle dick up purely cause I have armpit hair then he ain’t worth my attention in the first place

(2) I’ll do whatever I want with my pits suck my hairy ass

"Noodle dick" oh my fuck destiny you’re the best

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miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

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my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

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timelordpillbug:

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amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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deanprincesster:

carryontoabetterplaceabettertime:

deanprincesster:

the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrong

I mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.

the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong

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He hurt me but it felt like true love. Loving him was never enough.