gnostic-forest:

If you tell me that weed is bad, and you’re one of those people who consumes alcohol until you vomit… …. ……… …

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The anaconda parody pisses me off it’s just a bunch of slut shaming. Ew.

ladyshinga:

Did you know that the words "I’m going to go to bed fairly early and get some sleep because I have a busy day ahead of me" actually has the EXACT same meaning as “I’m going to stay up late and fuck around on the internet for a few hours”? English is such a weird language.

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